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During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes. If Jack Bauer had been on Oceanic 815 there would no Lost. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

ahr ahr cosa mi vado a perdere.....ma poi smettetela......

figuriamoci se l'unico ranger al mondo col nome di un whisky combatte contro Gecche...al massimo lavorano insieme

caro Cappellaio...mi sono sempre chiesto dove tirano fuori tutte le leggende su Chuck Norris come quella della tua firma mi ricordo che ai tempi di massimo collegamento su internet ne avevo sfoderate un paio pure io

cmq la verità potrebbe essere quella postata su un commento al video...

CHUCK NORRIS è IL PADRE DI JACK BAUER

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Ten Ways To Improve 24
Posted on Thursday July 26, 2007, 14:49 by Nick de Semlyen

The unprecedented lameness of the latest season of 24 has got me thinking about ways the writers can save my favourite show...

SPOILER DAY 6 ha scritto:

1) Stop with the torture. Jack Bauer has now electrocuted, stabbed or injected agonising truth serums into his girlfriend, his brother, 80% of his workmates and the entirety of LA's Muslim community. It's not only getting old, but implies that torture is a good thing, especially in that dodgy episode where Jack beat up an amnesty organisation spokesperson. 2) Move the action out of LA. Six seasons, six terrorist conspiracies, and they ALL go down in Los Angeles? Die Hard managed to spice things up by using three different cities — why not take Jack to China, London or Brazil during Mardi Gras? Recent rumblings suggest that this will indeed be the case with Season 7 — though producers nixed moving Bauer to Africa for budgetary reasons, it's hinted that he'll spend his next horrible day somewhere on the East Coast. 3) Keep things focused on CTU, or — even better — at some new government agency with all-new characters. Cut all the political crap, which worked when David 'Gravitas' Palmer was President, but not with Wayne 'Soul Grooves' Palmer in the hot seat. Forget nukes, dirty bombs and White House take-overs. Concentrate on making the story smaller, more intimate, on agents doing some actual agent-work, and their personal stories. Which brings us to... 4) Make the characters cool again. Hands up who misses Tony? Nina? Hell, even twin slimeballs Ryan Chappelle and George Mason were more likeable than the non-entities that passed for major characters in Season 6. Arse-chinned Milo "dropping the pressure" on that Muslim chick was the final indignity. Have the cougar return to eat the whole CTU office and then bring in some great character actors who have more to offer than being young and mildly photogenic. Scary-voiced Powers Boothe was a good start. 5) Kill Jack. A hugely risky move, that might backfire, but it would at least restore some of the show's dangerous feel from the early days, when it felt like the writers would do anything — and off anyone — in the service of the story. There's no tension when Jack goes into an operation anymore, because we know he won't get killed. (He's actually died at least once already, and been brought back to life). So surprise us - make him actually dead. I was hoping they were setting up Curtis, aka Black Jack, as his replacement, but that's obviously not going to happen now. 6) Send Bill Buchanan into the field. With a shotgun. Ideally two, strapped to his back, Ash-from-Evil-Dead-style. The Silver Fox has brooded in his office long enough — it's time to set him loose on the mean streets of LA. Ratings would instantly double. 7) Better bad guys. 24's most long-standing problem is with its villains. Season 1: Dennis Hopper with dodgy accent. Season 2: can't even remember. Season 3: Rent-a-Mexicans and well-spoken Brit baddie (so 1990s). Season 4: The bloke from The Mummy. Season 5: Okay, the exception, Logan rocked. Season 6: The bloke from The Mummy's nephew. Probably. Come on, bring in someone who can give Bauer a run for his money. Like Jet Li! Make the characters get tired. Only Season 1 had a scene where Jack napped for a bit. Since then, there's been almost no indication that people stop functioning at full capacity after staying up for hours and hours and hours. It would up the tension considerably. 9) Bring back Aaron Pierce! Properly, not in a five-minute scene involving kiwi fruit (shame on you, Season 6 writers!) Preferably with shotguns.

10) Introduce Chuck Norris as Jack's new partner. This would be the most awesome thing in the history of the universe, and the terrorists would have no chance.

Per ovvie "ragioni di sicurezza", non ho letto tutto il post, ma la data dell'articolo e l'incipit, mi hanno portato a ritenere che contenesse spoiler per il Day 6, così ho editato.

Nel caso abbia ecceduto con lo zelo, sono sicura che Cordu o Jack_Rocks provvederanno a rimettere tutto a posto.

No no... non hai ecceduto affatto! Come al solito la tua prevegg.... ehm, il tuo "intuito" ha dato i suoi frutti.

Jack Bauer è riuscito a guardare le prime 4 stagioni di 24 in sole 24 ore

CARINA, l'hai inventata tu?